FAWM 2018 #7: Shock and Awwwwww

Prompted by my fawmling complaint about the CSS changes earlier this week (i.e., Valentine's Day).
I hear the chorus as a 12 bar blues, and the verses over IV-I-II-V.

Lyrics

CHORUS

Oh, the fuschia's too bright!
Can I haz another shade, please?
I said the fuschia's too bright! Can I haz another shade?
Have a little pity on my poor, tired, eyes!

VERSE

Who made the rule that Valentine's has to be wrapped in pink?
Couldn't we have a nice shade of yellow,
or purple? What do you think?

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE

Oooh, what a turn-off! Magenta is making me blue.
I might have to run away to Kamkatchka or Timbuktu!

REPEAT CHORUS
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